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Now that i have your attention i'll begin.


Hello :) That's always a good way to start.

Do any of you also hate the concoction of evil that is typos? I mean, you can be in the middle of some serious rant or whatever, and then suddenly ruin it by calling someone a 'mother ducker' or something, not that i do that it was just the least shitty example i could think of.

HA

So me and my pall brendanini started writing a song today, it was about the little stumble tool bar thats up there at the top of my screen, you might have it also, but don't get it. Its a freaking disease mAnnnnnnnn, you'll get asddicted to lol cats and alla dat shizz.

Apologies for the jive. Jokes.

Watched The naked gun last night. It's not a porno, but a real funny film. If you like airplane you'll love it.

I watched white men can't jump as well. Its really good. It's about a white and a black dude that team up to hustle all the courts out of money, basket ball courts that is.
Watch now!

So the title today is from The Honorary Title. Great song. Great band. listen.

I'm a very commanding host aren't i? like an online Hitler.
Except less psychotic, ish.

That's the second time I've mentioned Hitler in a blog, slight pattern emerging me thinks.

Well thats all i've got for now, i'll give you a really depressing poem that i wrote ages ago during some shitty times that i hardly remember. here goes,brace yourself.

Wait i have to go, i'll put it on next time, bye bye bye. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx